THE MAN WITH THE OCTOPUS STUCK IN HIS THROAT

A Singapore man went to the doctor for throat discomfort. They found a small octopus lodged in his esophagus. The man first realized something was wrong after he started vomiting following a meal that included the octopus. Doctors conducted a computed tomography scan, which revealed a super-dense mass in the man’s esophagus. They managed to insert an endoscope past the octopus into the stomach and turned it backwards. They then used forceps to grasp its head and remove it from the patient. The patient recovered well following surgery and was discharged after two days.
* And the octopus was thinking “THAT was WEIRD!”
* Plenty of time do go about his business, until the eggs hatch.
* Folks, how many times to we have to go over this? Chew every bite 24 times!
* Boy, that Joey Chestnut just does not know when to stop, does he.
* This explains the squid breath.
* The esophagus octopus was considered armed and dangerous.
* Esophagus octopus. Esophagus octopus. Esophagus octopus.