PIG SEMEN MILKER SUFFERS PERMANENT WRIST INJURIES

An Australian woman whose job it was to ‘milk’ pigs for their semen says she has suffered a crippling wrist injury that has left her unable to work. Maxine, 31, started her job collecting pig semen for breeding top quality pork at the age of 18, but by 21 it had caused serious injuries in both her wrists. Now, ten years later, she is still suffering from ongoing pain, which has required major surgery and prevented her from working in other fields such as floristry, dry cleaning and demolition (* and calligraphy). She has difficulties with buttons and tying things up. She has to be careful not to put too much water in the kettle and can’t lift heavy items. She says the wrist injury was caused by having to hold the pig’s member still as the pigs move around quite a lot. She is now investigating legal action against her former employer’s insurer for loss of earnings, medical costs as well as pain and suffering. Maxine admits that, “I did ruin my hands wanking pigs and that is hilarious.”
* She also has pigs constantly following her around, which is really annoying.
* Three years. That’s more Yanks than fought at Gettysburg.
* Is this what they mean by “pulled pork”?
* She tried working as a train engineer, but it hurt when she pulled the whistle.
* Hold on, my phone is buzzing. Now why is my wife calling me right now?