THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Tick Nests; What They Look Like And What To Do If You Find One’”
2. “I Proposed To My Girlfriend Outside An Airplane Bathroom, Haters Dumped On Me ”
3. “Watermelon Coffee: An Investigation”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Musician Makes Beautiful, Ethereal Noise With His Plant”