HELP WANTED: DOG NANNY

A billionaire family has posted a job opening for a full-time dog nanny with a salary of $127,000 a year. The LinkedIn ad says they are looking for a “highly experienced Dog Nanny to provide top-tier care for their two beloved dogs. Someone at the top of their field who can ensure the overall well-being, happiness, and safety of their dogs.” The successful applicant would live with the family in the Knightsbridge district in London and “provide unparalleled care and attention to the dogs, treating them as valued members of the family.” The ideal candidate “would be not too big of a character and be good at blending into the background then popping out when required.”
* Like Prince William.
* But mostly, just clean up the poop.
* You’ll have to work out a schedule so you don’t get in the way of the Cat Butler and the Goldfish Maid.
* I bet the dogs have their own wing and you get a cot off the pantry.
* Did they try to contact the person who handles the Queen’s corgis?
* Dog nanny is a job for Mary Puppins.