THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Mom Divides Internet Over How She Butters Her Bread”
2. “There’s One Huge Mistake People Make When Using Nasal Spray”
3. “If You Sleep On Your Right Side, We Have News For You”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Here’s What Popping A Balloon Sounds Like In The World’s Quietest And Loudest Rooms”