BRITISH ICE CREAM SHOP OFFERS HORRIBLE FLAVORS

Last year British handbag designer Anya Hindmarch launched The Ice Cream Project, where she served up some bizarre flavors of ice cream that match the artistic designs on her purses. For example, one purse has a Heinz Baked Beans label. (* This is high fashion, people. Get over it.) So, she created a Heinz Baked Beans ice cream. This summer, she’s bringing all of last year’s flavors back, and more. Starting June 29, the shop in the Belgravia district in Central London will be serving these ice cream flavors:
– Heinz Baked Beans ice cream
– Heinz Tomato Ketchup
– Heinz Mayonnaise
– Heinz Creamy Salad Dressing
– Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce
– Kikkoman Soy Sauce
– HP Sauce (a British brown sauce made from tomatoes and tamarind)
– Quaker Oatmeal
– PG Tips Tea
– Polo Mint Candy (POLOs are like Lifesavers candy)
– Kellogg’s Cocoa Krispies
– Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes
* I compliment your condiments, m’lady.
* I don’t get it. Isn’t Heinz making enough money already?
* Baskin Robbins must be shaking in their little frozen booties.
* She must think people are complete idiots. She’s selling this stuff when you can literally take a dish of vanilla ice cream and put any of these on it like a topping.
* Remember: when it comes to ice cream, no one makes better handbags than Anya Hindmarch.
* Hindmarch. Sounds like an exercise you do to firm your butt.