THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I’m A Surgeon — The Best Way To Tie Your Shoes Is LIke Blood Vessels’”
2. “I Tried Botox — Now My Eyebrows Look Like Nike Swooshes”
3. “‘Rise Of The Beasts’ Could Be The First Film To Take Transformers Seriously”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “You’ve Been Eating Toblerone All Wrong”