GOLDFISH LOST IN THE FLOOD, AND FOUND

In Devon, England, a goldfish has been reunited with its owner after it was swept away in a flood. The village of Newton Poppleford was battered by heavy rain last week. As people were cleaning up the mess, one woman clearing debris in a park came across a large goldfish – about five inches long, the kind that lives in a backyard pond – that had found its way into a muddy puddle. The owner was quickly found via a post on Facebook and the fish was returned.
* It “found its way” into a muddy puddle? Liked, hiked there?
* Oh, the hufishity.
* It’s the one that didn’t get away.
* I hope the owner was cited for not keeping their pet on a leash.
* Every now and then, Facebook is still relevant.
* Isn’t Newton Poppleford a magical zoologist in the “Fantastic Beasts” movies?