WOMAN SURVIVES FIVE DAYS ON WINE AND LOLLIPOPS

A woman has been found after she went missing for five days in Australia’s Victorian bushland. The 48-yeart-old woman, identified only as Lillian, set off on what was meant to be a short day trip on Sunday, traveling through the dense bushland at Bright in Victoria’s High Country. She was driving towards Dartmouth Dam when she hit a dead-end, and then her car got stuck in the mud, about 37 miles from the nearest town. The only liquid she had with her was a bottle of wine she had bought as a gift for her mother, and some lolipops, but no water. Police say she used great common sense to stay with her car and not wander off into the bushland, which assisted in police being able to find her.
* Wine sounds good and all, but she didn’t have a corkscrew.
* No lollipops for her mom?
* If only there was some sort of app that could give you directions and avoid dead-ends.
* Wine and lollipops was my college meal plan.
* I once saw Wine and Lollipops open for Guns and Roses.