WOMAN SEES PRINCESS DIANA IN HAM SLICE

A British woman opened a pack of sliced sandwich ham and saw the face of the late Princess Diana – in a blemished spot on the ham. 36-year-old Hattie Osma bought the lunch meat to make sandwiches for work, but was “shocked” to see the princess staring back at her. One co-worker offered her £30 for the slice. She turned them down. Ms. Osma says she will try and see if it can be preserved for display in her house.
(See Princess Dihamma here: https://metro.co.uk/2023/04/27/woman-opens-pack-of-tesco-ham-to-find-princess-diana-staring-at-her-18679556/)
* First of all, if she’s eating blemished ham, she could be hallucinating with food poisoning.
* She knows it’s Princess Diana because she went on to make the sandwiches and, despite starting with only a half a jar, she never ran out of mayonnaise. The Miracle of the Hellmann’s, they call it.
* She can hang it next to her portrait of Lord Mountbatten in head cheese.
* How do we know the ham isn’t just good at doing impressions?
* The royal ham is a royal scam.