COKE BEAR

A British Columbia woman discovered a bear broke into her car and drank 69 cans of soda she had stored in there. Sharon Rosel said her dog woke her up at her Earls Cove home about 3 a.m. She looked outside to see a bear had shattered one of her car windows and was helping itself to the cans of soda she had purchased for her business. The bear drank 69 of the 72 cans of soft drinks she had stored overnight in her car. The damage to her car included ripped leather, a broken window roller and sticky residue everywhere.
* The movie was better.
* If they want to track it, I’m sure they can just follow the burps.
* It got the idea from those Coca-Cola Christmas Polar Bears.
* Coulda been worse. Bear coulda stole her catalytic converter.
* Folks, don’t let this happen to you. When night comes, always hang your car from a high tree branch.