DRUNK MAN FALLS 19 STORIES, WALKS AWAY

A drunk Russian man – redundant! – fell from a 19th-floor balcony, plummeted hundreds of feet, landed on a car, then stood up and started singing. The 40-year-old Russian man, known only as Arthur, fell in the city of Voronezh on April 4th. When emergency personnel arrived he appeared unfazed and was standing on the remains of a completely crushed car. He continued singing all the way to the hospital. At the hospital, doctors later determined that Arthur had a concussion and a compressed fracture of the spine. He said he was drinking because of a breakup.
* He fell 19 stories and survived. Obviously he’s not a close friend of Putin.
* Survived without really serious injuries. Don’t ask about the guy who was sitting in the car.
* What was he singing? “Falling” by Harry Styles?
* Same old story – fall in love, fall out of love.