THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Why F1 Drivers All Have Thick Necks”
2. “Brain Study Finds Not All Itches Are The Same”
3. “Watch This Elephant’s Unique Way Of Peeling A Banana”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Drinking Milk Needs to Become Cool Again, Fast”