THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Six Ways Your Sandwich Is Trying To Kill You”
2. “My Hunt For The Perfect Travel And Toiletry Bag Combo”
3. “The Way Bella Ramsey Eats Cereal Is Going Viral For All The Wrong Reasons”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “I’m Attracted To, And In A Committed Relationship With, Balloons”