THE PASSWORD CHILD

There’s a new theory going around TikTok called “The Password Child.” The theory is, you know who your parents’ favorite child is by which name they use for online passwords. If you want to watch your parent’s Netflix, but it’s logged out, then you ask “Hey, what’s the password” and then they say your name or one of your sibling’s names, and then whose ever name that is, is the favorite child.
* My parents’ password is the cat. What does that say about our family?
* It also could be a matter of which name is easier to spell.
* What if a family names one of their kids “Password”?
* I don’t know who the password child is in my family. I’m going to have to ask my brother, Kyle-Exclamation Point-Question Mark-7.
* Now, when you have a baby and you’re filling out the birth certificate, they tell you, “Name not strong enough.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Are you, or one of your siblings, the Password Child?