TOPLESS SWIMMING NOW ALLOWED IN BERLIN PUBLIC POOLS

Females in Berlin, Germany will soon be able to swim topless in the city’s public swimming pools after the local government changed rules in response to a woman’s discrimination complaint. In reaction to the complaint, the Berliner Baederbetriebe (“Bathing Establishments”), which runs the city’s public pools, decided to change its clothing rules. Baederbetriebe said in a statement that the new ruling establishes equal rights for all Berliners, whether male, female or non-binary, and because it also creates legal certainty for the staff, who previously had enforced the no topless swimming rule arbitrarily.
* And no, I’m not going to tell you how they chose who could go topless.
* The rule is known as Das Boobenfloppen Rule.
* Although they will be enforcing the “No Backstroke” rule.
* Also, only one bounce on the diving board per diver.
* “Hey, where did all these drones come from?”