THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “A Brief History Of Research Chemicals”
2. “Did You Know Texas Has An Official State Mushroom That Hisses?”
3. “Just 5 Minutes Of Neck Scratches Make Dairy Cows Happier”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “How America And England Both Turned Pudding Into Their Own Thing”