STUDY: WE PRIMP FOUR HOURS A DAY

A new international study of 93,000 people across 93 countries claims that people spend four hours a day trying to enhance their physical appearance. That’s four hours a day, every day, for both men and women, the young and the old, according to researchers. These actions include putting on makeup, grooming their hair, selecting clothes, and also caring about personal hygiene, exercising, and going on a diet. And you can believe this study because it comes from the Higher School of Economics Centre for Sociocultural Research in Russia. The findings are published in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior. (“study” here: https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/981197)
* Just look for the article titled, “Women and Their Mascara” – Ammirite?”
* This must explain why so many people wake up at 2 a.m., to start their beauty routine for the day.
* Although, just walking down the street I can tell a lot of people are skimping on the four hours.
* Ask anybody in this room why I would spend four hours a day just to look like THIS.
* Four hours a day playing video games or watching cat videos, sure, but working on our looks? What am I, Dolly Parton?
* And I’m sure Dolly has it down to 2-and-a-half hours a day, tops.