THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Why Are People Eating Oranges In The Shower”
2. “Where’s Hoda?!”
3. “He Took His Shoes Off 20 Years Ago. He Hasn’t Put Them Back On.”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “I Accidentally Started A ‘Violent’ Debate About The Best Spoons”