STUDY: DRINKING COKE AND PEPSI MAKES YOUR TESTICLES BIGGER

A study out of Northwest Minzu University in China claims drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi can lead to larger testicles and higher testosterone levels. The study was attempting to determine the impact of carbonated beverages on fertility and sex organs in men. Although they used mice. The study looked at three groups of mice – one that only drank water, another that drank different levels of Coca Cola and a third doing the same with Pepsi – over 15 days. It was quickly discovered during the testes – er, testing – that the mice drinking Coke and 100 percent Pepsi, compared to a mixture of Pepsi and water, had a significant change in testosterone levels and testicle size. Previous research has shown how caffeine can increase testosterone levels.
* Starbucks should go into the athletic supporter business.
* Officially, the condition is called Kola Nuts.
* The testosterone-boosted mice who drank caffeine formed gangs and beat up the mice who drank water.
* This explains the old Pepsi slogan “More Bounce to the Ounce.”
* Our station has free Cokes in the staff lounge. How do you think they get our voices so deep for radio?
* Wait’ll they find out what 7-Up does.