HOTEL VALET CRASHES TWO LAMBORGHINIS

A valet at the Crown Towers hotel in Perth, Australia got behind the wheel of an ultra-rare Lamborghini Aventador Ultimae Roadster and crashed it — right into a Lamborghini Aventador Ultimae Coupe. The valet said that he was just trying to park the car when he accidentally pressed the gas instead of the brake because, according to him, the gas and brake were too close together. According to witnesses, both cars were rentals. Lamborghini produced just 350 Ultimae Coupes, and 250 Roadsters. Each car costs around $500,000.
* The kid’s still gonna expect a tip, you know.
* Not only is the gas and brake too close together, there aren’t enough cupholders. In my experience. With Lamborghinis.
* The pedals are too close together, and also, the valet wears size 13 shoes.
* So, the remaining Lamborghinis – what’s the next step up after “ultra-rare”? Super-dooper rare?
* Two Lamborghinis. Was there a small penis convention going on at the hotel?