MAN DRESSES IN SHEEP’S WOOL TO ESCAPE PRISON

A prisoner attempted to escape from Chonchocoro, a maximum security prison in Bolivia, earlier this month by wrapping himself in sheepskin and crawling through the grassland surrounding the jail. The inmate, also known as “El Araña,” (“The Spider”) used a woolly sheepskin to sneak past security and attempted to break through one of the prison’s external walls on Feb. 4. Security noticed the prisoner, who is serving 15 years for homicide, was not in his cell, and they took a look around. They found him in dark pants but a white wool coat, crawling around on all fours in a field of tall grass, as if he were a lost sheep. He was taken back into custody.
* Baa-a-a-d idea.
* Dummy! Sheep don’t wear pants!
* So he was literally on the lam.
* He told his cellmate he was going to get the flock out of there.
* So he wasn’t able to pull the wool over – ah, never mind.
* I think I tried one of Taco Bell’s new Cheesy Chonchocoros a couple nights ago.