THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Man Eats Chili Pepper At Edmonton City Council Meeting To Prove Climate Change Is ‘Not A Huge Issue'”
2. “These Two New Pasta Shapes Might Be The Ultimate In Noodle Technology”
3. “How To Wake Up Early Without Losing Sleep”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Couple’s Gender Reveal Uses A Toilet: We ‘Wanted Something Different'”