THE BEST NAMES FOR A CHICKEN

Eggs are ridiculously expensive these days, and people think they can save money by getting backyard chickens. Fine, but those chickens are going to need names. Reddit asked, “What’s the best name for a pet chicken?” Some of the responses:
– Hen Solo
– Kylo Hen
– Princess Lay-a
– Nugget
– Alfredo
– Chris P. Tenders
– Chick Norris
– Hennifer Lopez
– Heather Boklear
– Hilary Fluff
– Chicki Minaj
– Chickira
– Eggleanor Roostervelt
– Gregory Pecker
– Cluck Kent
– Eggatha Christie
– Cooper
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have chickens, and have you named them?