WHY DID THEY FIRE THAT ONE TEACHER?

Did you ever have a teacher in your school that got fired for something? Reddit asked, “Why did that teacher get fired from your school?” Some of the responses:
– “A teacher made us pay $5 if we didn’t do our homework.”
– “My high school principal was fired for hypnotizing students. He would do it at school functions and stuff — everyone knew and was cool with it. However, it was discovered that he was hypnotizing the football team before games so that they’d play better. Not that it worked, but that was deemed cheating.”
– “One day during recess, my teacher was walked out to a car by some people in suits and military clothes. It turned out he had switched dog tags with someone killed in Vietnam.”
– “A teacher had a samurai sword in his trunk and proceeded to unsheathe it during a fire drill to show people because his lineup location was next to his car.”
– “This teacher was actually just a substitute. He told our class that he practiced judo, so one student told him to show a move. The move he chose to demonstrate on this student in front of the class was a sleeper hold. Well, the move put that kid right to sleep, and the sub got charged with assaulting a minor.”
– “My dad subbed for a while after he retired. He got personally escorted out of a school once for doing ‘black magic’ for fifth graders, a.k.a. a card trick. He was in the process of cutting a sheet of paper in a way that makes it possible to walk through it..Anyway, he is banned for life from our public schools.”
– “My teacher was going through a divorce. In hindsight, I guess it was a bit harsh for the school to fire her because of it. However, she just spent her time unloading all of her marital problems on a bunch of 13-year-olds.”
* On the bright side, she did reassure the kids “We’re not splitting up because of you.”
* Maybe they can try for Teacher of the Year at their next job.
* Those who can’t do, teach. And those who can’t teach, end up on Reddit.
* If you’re a teacher that’s been fired, let’s just say, “Experience is the best teacher.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have a story about “the time they fired that one teacher”?