THE OBITUARY NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE

Folks – this is not how you want to be remembered. This is a story from the New York Post. The obituary reads:
“‘Penis Enlargement’ YouTuber Found Dead, Bloodied In Thailand”: The fitness YouTuber Leo Rex, best known for his penis enlargement videos, died in Thailand under mysterious circumstances. He was 34 years old. Charles Anthony Hughes, 40, a friend of the YouTuber known as “Dr. Huge” online, discovered the body after Rex – who was born Laith Abdallah Algaz – didn’t return phone calls. Hughes entered Algaz’s place in eastern Thailand using a spare key and found Algaz’s lifeless body in a bedroom, lying face down wearing a black shirt and nothing else from the waist down. Algaz’s apartment was in disarray, with papers and clothing strewn everywhere and the shelves and toilet in his bathroom demolished, as if in a raid. Before his death, Algaz boasted over 123,000 subscribers on his YouTube channel, divulging alleged secrets to enlarging one’s manhood.”
* (sigh) Now what am I gonna watch tonight?
* Angry customers, after it didn’t work?
* For the obituary, they might want to boil that down to, “He led an interesting life.”
* That’s the sequel to “Sleepless in Seattle”: “Pantless in Thailand.”
* Could he have died from an accidental, albeit impressive, head injury?
* Sadly, interest in his YouTube channel is now … shrinking.