THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Are You A Failed Flosser?”
2. “I Got Married To Myself. Here’s What A Wedding For One Looks Like.”
3. “You’re Flipping Your Pancakes Too Hard”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Eating This Blue-Green Algae Instead Of Beef Will Turbo Charge Your Health”