COFFIN MAKER CAUGHT REMOVING IV DRIPS FROM HOSPITAL PATIENTS

A 33-year-old coffin maker in Cameroon was caught having snuck into a hospital in Limbe, Cameroon, to remove IV fluids inserted into the veins of cholera patients. His reason: he wanted to increase demand for his caskets. One of the nurses on duty caught the man in the act. The coffin maker was arrested for attempted mass murder. He explained that the low price of his coffins put him in a financial bind after the Covid pandemic.
* Too bad he got caught. He could have made a killing. A KILLING!!!
* His business was DYIN’!
* You gotta be proactive these days to get ahead.
* I don’t know about Cameroon, but did you know that in many parts of the world, you’re actually allowed to raise your prices when your costs go up.
* Unfortunately, there’s also a nurse there who wants to make sure she has a steady job, so she fills the IV’s with the wrong medicine.