ITEMS FROM THE LOST AND FOUND AT A HOTEL CHAIN

The Travelodge hotel chain revealed the most unusual items left behind at its British locations in 2022:
– A pair of puppies named JLo and Ben
– A five-tier soccer-themed wedding cake (the Best Man had left it behind on his way to the wedding)
– Keys to a power boat
– A matching pair of Segway scooters
– A 4-foot-tall model gingerbread man
– A 5-foot Chinese temple birdhouse
– A 6-foot-long Chinese dragon
– An oxygen tank
– A pilot’s license
– A barristers wig and gown (* Who are we to judge what was going on in there.)
– A ton of smart watches
* Also left behind at the motel chain: your dignity.
* Let me guess – the puppies aren’t housebroken and like to bite everyone.
* So they didn’t find the owner of the oxygen tank, like, unconscious in the elevator?
* All this crap left behind, and yet every guest took the towels.
* PHONE TOPIC: Did you ever leave behind anything unusual?