FIREWORKS CANCELED ON ACCOUNT OF WALRUS

In the quaint little UK town of Scarborough, in North Yorkshire, the New Year’s fireworks show was canceled because a walrus had wandered into town and was resting. The Arctic walrus is believed to be Thor – the same animal that was spotted on the Hampshire coastline earlier this month. Local wildlife experts asked people not to disturb the creature, saying he appeared to be “taking a break” in Scarborough and will move on in a few days once he is rested enough to continue his journey north. So, the town council decided on to postpone a New Year’s Eve firework display to avoid distressing Thor.
* Of course it’s Thor. You’d be thor, too if you had to flop around on cobblethoneth.
* This is very similar to some family we had over to the house for Christmas.
* Is he at least spending some money at the gift shops?
* Someone needs to light a firecracker under that walrus’ ass.
* Stick some earplugs in his ears and get on with the show!