STOLEN GERMAN BULL SEMEN

Police in western Germany are appealing for help in locating the thieves who stole about 60 containers of bull sperm from a farm in the town of Olfen late Monday or early Tuesday. Police said the precious cargo needs to be supercooled with liquid nitrogen at –320 Fahrenheit degrees (–196 Celsius) so it isn’t spoiled (* Oh, so this is a cold case, eh?). They are seeking tips from the public that might lead to the recovery of the sperm, which was intended for artificial insemination.
* In case you were thinking there was another use for it.
* Who could have pulled off a job like this?
* The bulls just roll their eyes and think, “Well, back to work.”
* How’d you like to have the job title of ‘hired hand’ on a bull breeding farm?