STUDY: MORNING PEOPLE ARE SMARTER

Finally, a study everybody listening right now can agree is true. New research from the University of Ottawa suggests that morning people display more robust verbal intelligence. (* Why, how loquacious!) Stuart Fogel, Director of the University of Ottawa Sleep Research Laboratory, says their research found that morning types tend to have superior verbal ability. (* Not to mention pusillanimous!) To apply this information to the real world, he notes that most younger people tend to be “evening types,” although school start times are early in the morning, so students are fighting their biological clock. Math and science classes are normally scheduled early in the day, even though the morning is not when students are at their best due to their evening type tendencies.
* Then he left to take a nap.
* This study funded by the Council For Teenagers Who Just Want Five More Minutes Of Sleep.
* I’ve always said morning people like us are much more mezzanine than people who sleep late. And tantamount, too.
* If us morning people are so smart, how come we haven’t figured out a way to sleep in?
* I’ve been getting up at 4 a.m. for years, and I’m still in radio. Yeah, I’m a genius.