AFGHANISTAN BANS WOMEN FROM AMUSEMENT PARKS

In Afghanistan now, women have been banned from entering amusement parks after the Taliban’s morality ministry said there would be restrictions on women being able to access public parks. At least two park operators in Kabul, who asked to remain anonymous, said they had been told by Taliban officials not to allow women to enter their parks. At a Kabul amusement park containing rides such as bumper cars and a Ferris wheel, witnesses observed several women being turned away by park officials, with Taliban agents observing the situation.
* The Tunnel of Love ride has got to be pretty awkward.
* And yet there’s a three-hour wait for the shooting gallery.
* What kind of rides do they have at an Afghani amusement park? Bumper Donkeys? Loop-O-Tank?
* There’s a Whack-an-Infidel game on the midway.
* Did these guys have, like, a really mean sister growing up?
* “You must be this fanatical to ride.”