SNAKE BITES BOY, BOY BITES SNAKE, SNAKE DIES

An 8-year-old Indian boy named Deepak killed a cobra by biting the snake. Deepak had been playing in the backyard of his house in a remote village Monday when a cobra attacked him, wrapping around his hand and biting him. Deepak tried to shake it off, but the snake hung on. So, he bit the snake, hard, twice, which did the trick – he killed the snake by biting it. Deepak was rushed to a health center, where he was given anti-snake venom, although it turns out the cobra didn’t release any poison during the bite, a phenomenon known as a dry bite.
* This is what the snake gets for not practicing more.
* You’ve heard of Deepak Chopra? This is Deepak Chompers.
* This family needs to put in a moat.
* Deepak’s okay, except for the snake breath.
* Bet this kid’s fun at the dentist.