WHAT HUMANS WILL LOOK LIKE IN THE FUTURE…UTURE…UTURE…uture…

A new report warns that overusing technology could be steering human evolution in a direction that leaves people looking… a little different… compared to what we consider normal today. The question posed was, what does all that screen time really do to the human body? Researchers from TollFreeForwarding.com worked with a 3D designer to create a “future human” that accounts for all of the problems long-term tech use may cause. The human of the future will have:
– A hunched back and neck, from all the looking down at your cell phone.
– A claw hand, like it was holding a cell phone permanently.
– An elbow locked in at a 90-degree angle, thanks to the excessive use of cell phones to make calls.
– A thicker skull and smaller brain, to help protect the human body from damaging radio frequency waves allegedly coming from smartphones.
– A second eyelid, developed as a defense against too much blue light from digital devices.
(Picture of Advanced Human here: https://studyfinds.org/humans-deformed-bodies-technology/)
* How about super reflexes from decades of hitting the YouTube “Skip Ads” button?
* People will look weird, but they’ll be able to hide it with Snapchat filters.
* This sounds terrifying, until you realize that in about 10 years there won’t be any more cell phones, everything will be implanted. Back to the drawing board, brainiacs.
* They could have saved a lot of research money by scrapping the computer model and just riding a public bus.