YORKSHIRE MAN PLAGUED BY “PORRIDGE” SHOUTER

In Yorkshire, England, a man is being tormented by a stranger who screams the word ‘porridge’ through the mail slot in his door. The mystery shouter has been yelling strange things about porridge through his letterbox at odd hours during the middle of the night for the past three weeks. The man posted on social media asking the stranger to stop, writing, “For the past three weeks someone has STILL been opening my letter box flap in the middle of the night and shouting ‘PORRIDGE.’ Sometimes it’s ‘PORRIDGE TIME, PAPA BEAR’ or once it was ‘EAT IT BEFORE IT GOES COLD PAPA.’ If this is you, grow up.”
* Pretty grueling.
* Looks like the work of a serial/cereal shouter.
* A real mushmouth.
* If only there was some kind of camera you could use to see who comes around your front door.
* In the U.S. we have the “Ding Dong Dash.” In England, it’s the “Mail Chute Shout.”
* Two words: Electrified Doormat.