AUSTRALIAN DISNEYLAND?

A wealthy Australian winemaker wants to bring Disneyland to South Australia. Warren Randall, the owner of the Seppeltsfield and Penny’s Hill winery, is calling on a consortium of business leaders and governments to look into the creation of the world’s seventh Disneyland. He says that it could generate a huge number of jobs and other investment. Mr. Randall will even donate some of his land toward the project. He says, “We have the land. We’ve just got to have the will, the desire and the energy to put it together.”
* … and maybe a little input from Disney, no?
* Australian Disneyland? Jiminy Crikey!
* Well, Bibbity-Didgeri-doo!
* I’m imagining cork hats with mouse ears.
* Imagine the rides at Disney Australia:
– Mr. Venemous Toad’s Wild Ride
– The Hall of Kangaroos
– Alice in Wonderland’s Mad Beer Party
– The Rock & Roller Coaster Starring Air Supply
– The Billabong Cruise
– The Twilight Zone Termite Mound of Terror
– Big Chunder Mountain
* You’ve got to excuse Mr. Randall. He really, really likes to sample his winery’s output.