HOMEOWNER FINDS TWO BLACK MAMBA SNAKES IN TWO DAYS

Reptile wranglers responded to a South African home twice in two days when, on each day, the homeowner discovered a black mamba snake inside the house. A snake catcher responded Tuesday to a home in Emona where the homeowner discovered a black mamba behind the milk crate being used as a TV stand in their living room. Another wrangler was called to the home Wednesday when the homeowner discovered a second black mamba lurking in a bedroom, but it eventually found its way to the TV stand as well. Black mambas are fast, nervous, highly aggressive and widely considered the world’s deadliest snake.
* And… they love TV.
* The hospital says after the first two heart attacks, the third one’s free.
* If I lived there – after the first day I’d be wearing ski boots.
* So that’s two in the house…that they found. It’s already Thursday over in Africa, so we may have to update this tomorrow.
* Maybe there’s someone in the neighborhood who really, really wants to buy this guy’s house.
* This is why you never order the Black Mamba Pheromone candle from Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP.