QUEEN ELIZABETH DIES, MAYBE YOU HEARD

Here are a few jokes, if you need them when talking about this today.
* Boy, I hope they have some sort of plan in place on what to do when this happens.
* Now they have to go through everything that says “God save the Queen,” cross out “Queen” and write in “King” with a magic marker.
* Her last thought had to be, “I can’t believe Keith Richards outlived me.”
* With Queen Elizabeth’s passing, everybody moves up a place, and I mean everybody – even you and me – one step closer to the throne, that’s how it works.