BOX OF SEX TOYS CAUSES CAR ACCIDENT

A box of adult toys caused an accident on the N2 highway near Ballito, South Africa, on Saturday. A car was driving behind a trailer full of boxes when one box, containing the items, flew off the trailer and into the car, which lost control and crashed. No serious injuries were reported. Pictures of the accident scene showed some of the toys lying on the road.
* And being grabbed by horny South Africans.
* Christmas came early. Maybe I should rephrase that.
* You really have to keep those things strapped on. The truck, I mean.
* “Hey, those aren’t jumper cables, they’re nipple clamps!”
* I don’t know where the truck was heading for delivery, but I can tell you that’s gonna be one unsatisfied customer.
* You’ll need Triple-A for the accident, and some double A’s for the vibrators.