WOMAN FINDS 18 SCORPIONS IN HER SUITCASE AFTER VACATION

A woman in Natternbach, Austria, returned from vacation in Croatia to find 18 scorpions in her suitcase. The woman notified local animal control, who took the scorpions and plans to return them to their native Croatia. The article, from Upper Austria News, notes that rescues of Croatian scorpions are not uncommon in Upper Austria.
* Well, it’s not like the article came from the Croatian Vacation Council.
* The scorpions are thinking, “Damn! We almost made it!”
* The key word here is “finds.” She FOUND 18 scorpions.
* How many scorpions were in her room that 18 got into the suitcase during one packing session?
* Why return them? It seems the last thing Croatia needs is more scorpions.