THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I Thought My Bra Was Too Small, Turns Out I Was Having A Heart Attack”
2. “How My Subway Sandwich Ended Up Costing Me $1,800”
3. “Are Rabbits In South Dakota Growing Horns?”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “You’ve Been Sleeping Wrong Your Entire Life”