PILOT WOULDN’T LEAVE BATHROOM

An EasyJet flight from the island of Crete to Scotland was forced to make an emergency landing after the captain became ill on approach to the airport. The pilot started to feel unwell when the plane was approaching Edinburgh. He went into the bathroom and, according to passengers, remained in there for the remainder of the flight. The first officer took over the plane and landed it safely.
* Oh my god, the co-pilot did what he was hired to do!!! This is an outrage!!!!
* Musta got some bad souvlaki back on Crete.
* Too many loop-de-loops?
* Wait – he was alone in the bathroom, right?
* I thought EasyJet was known for being Number One in air travel, not Number Two.