THE BEST MIDNIGHT SNACKS

Are you one of those people who get up in the middle of the night for a midnight snack? Here are some tips from dieticians on the best things to eat that won’t keep you up the rest of the night and won’t make you feel guilty the next morning for pigging out:
– Sliced turkey breast
– Cheese and crackers
– Vegetables and hummus
– Tart cherries and pistachios
– Banana and nut butter
– Cereal and milk
– Protein or snack bars
* If these are your only choices, what’s the point of even being an adult?
* Hummus? I think dieticians have completely missed the point of a midnight snack.
* These suggestions MIGHT possibly work if they were included in a list of pizza toppings.
* Sure, chow down at 1 a.m. on some tart cherries and pistachios. But make sure to reserve the bathroom for ninety minutes the next morning.
* Not even a monkey would wake up in the middle of the night and think, “You know, I could really go for a banana right now.”