THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “A Dead Hamster Just Helped A Man Get Off Death Row”
2. “11 Reasons Being Calm Is Making You Anxious”
3. “Scientists Have Figured Out Why Mice Are Scared Of Bananas”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Why This Family Doesn’t Use Toilet Paper”