MAN SMEARS MONA LISA WITH CAKE

A 36-year-old man was arrested and placed in psychiatric care after he smeared a glass screen encasing the Mona Lisa with cake. The incident happened Sunday at the Louvre Museum in Paris. The famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci was unharmed thanks to its bulletproof glass case. According to witnesses, a man dressed as an old lady jumped out of a wheelchair and attempted to smash the bulletproof glass of the Mona Lisa. Failing that, he smeared cake on the glass and threw roses everywhere, all before being tackled by security. Speaking French, the man said: “There are people who are destroying the Earth… All artists, think about the Earth. That’s why I did this. Think of the planet.”
* No, think of the cake, man – what happened to the cake? Get to the important stuff!
* OK, well, now I’ve thought about the planet thanks to this guy and his cake, and now I’m hungry.
* Kinda makes you wonder if, back in the day, Mona used to like her boyfriend to smear her with cake.
* Fighting climate change by smearing the Mona Lisa with cake? That’s pie in the sky.
* They’re lucky it was just cake. Next time it might be a series of stale croissants.