THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Man Reveals We’ve Been Using Post-it Notes Wrong”
2. “This Computer Runs On Pond Scum”
3. “I Can Hold An Umbrella, Paint And Take Selfies With My Earlobes”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Best Celebrity Engagement Rings Of 2022”