MCDONALD’S HAS $100 MILLION IN UNUSED FOOD IN RUSSIA

You might remember that McDonald’s closed all their restaurants in Russia after they invaded Ukraine. (Russia invaded, not McDonald’s.) The company now says they have $100 million in unused food and other items it will have to get rid of.
* Give it all to the Russian army in one fell swoop. Then, when they’re all in a food coma, Ukraine can attack and conquer them.
* What do you do with 30 million gallons of frozen McBorscht?
* In Russia, the Hamburglar doesn’t go, “Robble robble robble,” he goes, “Ruble ruble ruble…”
* I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the actual restaurant buildings are probably worth more than the food.