THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I Found Love Online – For My Grandma”
2. “I Married My Cat To Get Around My Landlord’s Pet Restrictions”
3. “Pawpaws: The Return Of America’s Lost Fruit”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “I Just Learned The Actual Term For A Rolling Suitcase And My Mind Is Blown”