SCOTS VOTED THE WORLD’S BEST LOVERS

According to a survey from a travel insurance company called Loveit Coverit, Scotsmen are the world’s best lovers. World travelers were asked to rate the holiday flings they had in other countries on a scale of one to ten. The top ten:
1. Scotland
2. Italy
3. France
4. England
5. Spain
6. America
7. Portugal
8. Ireland
9. Sweden
10. Wales
* Whales? They went inter-species?
* Scotsmen know how to hug. It’s all that practice with the bagpipes.
* Best lovers, and yet Scotland was nowhere near the top of yesterday’s list of penis sizes by country, so that’s a relief. Er, to some of you out there.
* Just curious … is there any OTHER reason people go to Scotland?